Blonde Joke [[i'm Not Being Horrible ;] I Just Thought It Was Funny]]?

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Posted on February 28th, 2010 by admin
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First of all, I’d like to point out that I aint being horrible to blondes in anyway I just thought this joke was funny… ;]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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21 Responses to “Blonde Joke [[i'm Not Being Horrible ;] I Just Thought It Was Funny]]?”

  1. cwj_td // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    What do you call a intelligent blonde?
    A Golden Labrador.

  2. Avondrow // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    I remember the bad old days, when exactly the same joke was told about an Irishman. I suppose blondism is a step up from racism?

  3. Becca // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Yep your right horrible but hilarious.

  4. Beatles2 // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    I love dumb blonde jokes! I thought that one was pretty funny actually!

  5. Couture x // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Eh, it’s mediocre lol. Sorry, I’m just really tired today haha.

  6. orangeju // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    ahahahahaha fail hes prolly like NOOOWAYYYYY

  7. Ryan // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    One of my favorites~

  8. StingRay // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    That’s years old, and it’s about an Irishman, not a blonde.

  9. Kelly-An // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    lol love it : )

  10. skadoosh // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    blonde jokes are amazing.. =)

  11. beezy // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    hilarious.

  12. John Deere // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    lol
    this is a funny joke.
    (no offense to any blondes out there)

  13. funnelwe // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    That’s very good, still funny. Cheers.

  14. Nickleba // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    lol. I love it.
    BTW i am a blonde myself but i still love it.

  15. Hershey's Kiss // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    ooooh. eeeeeeeeeeh. wiping tears out of my eyes. rolling around good one

  16. Adam Lambert <333 // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    LOL good one

  17. ? // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Lol Lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)

  18. Cocoa Dusted Love // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Tee hee… thats funny. Here’s a star! xx

  19. HEADSUP // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    lol have a st*r

  20. jcantalk // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    lol

  21. joe.romb // Feb 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    haha i love it

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