Comments on: Best Blonde Joke??? ?

By: Tara J Gone Wild

Tara J Gone Wild — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”

By: beauty_e

beauty_e — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

OK there’s a Blonde, a brunette, and a red head.
There on a plane.
The Red head is eating a apple but she thinks its to sweet soooo she throws it out of the plane.
The Brunette is eating a grape fruit but she thinks its too sour sooo she throws i out of the plane.
The Blonde is eating a grenade but she thinks it’s too crunchy soooo she throws it out of the plane.
Then they all get off the plane.
The red head is walking down the street when she sees a little boy crying. She walks up to him and asks ” Why are you crying?” The Boy replies by saying “An apple came down and killed my new puppy!”
The brunette is walking down the street. When she sees a little girl crying she stops and asks “Why are you crying?” She replies by saying “A grapefruit came down and killed my new kitty!”
The Blonde is walking down the street when she sees a little boy laughing. She stops and asks “Why are you laughing?” He replies by saying. “When I farted the building behind me blew up!”

By: Cassie L

Cassie L — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

So a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are asked what one item they would bring with them if they were lost in the desert. The Brunette said a fan, so she can fan herself. The redhead said water, so she could drink when she got thirsty. The blonde said a car door, and when they asked her why, she said, “So I can roll down the window when it gets warm!”

By: Rachel14

Rachel14 — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

A blonde,Brunette, and red head are in jail and are about to get shot.
The brunette stands up and yells “FLOOD!” everyone runs and she lives. The red head stands up and yells “EARTHQUAKE!” Everyone runs and she lives. The blonde stands and yells”FIRE!” and she dies.

By: Madison

Madison — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
This is what a blonde’s car looks like:http://flickr.com/photos/puppata2/281492…
hillarious!

By: jashinsg

jashinsg — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

A blond was stranded on an island and tried to swim back to the shore. she swam exactly 1/2 way there and got tired so she swam back to the island!

By: May! =) {Perla}

May! =) {Perla} — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

http://www.buzzdunet.com/media/paris-hil…

By: Ladymusi

Ladymusi — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

how do blodes drown?
you put a mirror underwater.he he
not the best one but i couldnt think of anything else

By: Junkson

Junkson — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:27 +0000

why was the blonde girl’s belly button sore…? because she had a blonde boyfriend.

By: Joe K

Joe K — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:46:26 +0000

Blonde And The Horrible Accident
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl.
“My word!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”