Anoither Funny Blonde Joke… Sry If Ur Blonde..?
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Loading ...one day a brunette, red head, and blonde died. all 3 of them went to heaven, and there r 100 steps to heaven. and on each step, God tells u a joke. and if u laugh, u have to start all the way at number 1 again. so the red head got to step 36, the brunette got to 74, and the blonde got to the 100th step. and when God told her the joke, she laughed! so he said,” u have been doing so good, y do u laugh now?” so the blonde replies,” i just got the first joke…”
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Funny joke man, can provide more joke or discussion in my forum.
I love your style.
LOL
i love it!!! here is one for you!
what is a blonde doing in the desert?
vacuuming
i dont get it?
plz e mail me what is the first joke
haha funny!
ha ha ha funny
I loved it! but it scared me so I rushed in and checked my blonde wife’s pulse. She was alive and asked what I was doing. I showed her the joke. Now I don’t know what to do cause after she got off the phone she told me the funeral home will be here for her in 30 minutes to an hour! Glad they are slow now help me!
LOL>….good one…here’s one for you
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.
The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children’s jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”
The blonde who brought in the picture explains, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.
“The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”
CHeeRIoS
Nice joke angela. Nope I am not blonde, I have black hair.
thats pretty funny
LOL, That’s a good 1
Lol blonde jokes always make me laugh, my best friend often tells me them, despite her being a natural blonde!
But you shouldn’t be making fun of “dumb blondes” with your grammar and spelling! Sorry, i just had to point it out!
funny!
heard it before…….im kind of sick of blonde jokes now..not cfuz im blonde..cuz im sick of them..lol
rofl star for you
lol I love blond Jokes