Blonde Joke (star If Its Funny!)?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6′5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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22 Responses to “Blonde Joke (star If Its Funny!)?”

  1. Wow what guts !!

  2. Hah hah hah, nice!!

  3. yep, pretty good.
    My favorite blond joke is;
    Two blonds walk into a building……….. You’d of thought at least one of them would have seen it.

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  5. now this was really funny!! :) ))
    You have a very nice sense of humor! 10points!

  6. Cute

  7. HAHA STAR FOR YOU

  8. lol i just got it!!!!! halarous :) ^.^

  9. That’s really funny!!! lol

  10. ahaha
    yeah that is pretty funny!

  11. hahaha yeahh that was quite funny lol

  12. It would have been funnier if I hadn’t read here yesterday. Try and find something new.

  13. hahahaaaaa

  14. haha

  15. LMFAO

  16. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………………….
    so funny
    & stare for you

  17. funny! but i’ve read this many times b4…

  18. omg so funny you deserve a star for this one. Lmao brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard, keep them coming

  19. haha id star it twice if i could

  20. funny

  21. Great Joke! I love it!
    ~Candice~

  22. LOL!!
    Since I thought it was Funny, I guess that means you get a Star.

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