Funny Blonde Joke???
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Loading ...K this is a funny blonde joke that my friend told me:
There are 3 women who are trying to get to heaven. A brunette, a red head, and a blonde. In order to get to heaven they have to climb 100 steps and on each step God tells them a joke. If they laugh at the joke then they get sent to hell. If they don’t laugh & keep a straight face then they get to move up another step. The brunette goes first. She only makes it to the 5th step because she starting laughing at the joke. So she was sent to hell. Up next is the red head. The red head made it all the way to the 47th step but she was also sent to hell because she laughed at the joke. The blonde went last. She made it all the way to the 99th step and started laughing. God said: Why are you laughing? I haven’t even told you the joke yet! and the blonde said: “Because I just got the first joke!”
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omg!!!all these jokes are soooo funny!!!ummmmmm….i got one but its not that funny.srry!here goes:
okay, this dude got shot in the head so he needed a brain transplant. they gave him 3 brains to choose from: 1 belonged to a redhead, the other to a brunette and the other to a blonde. and then he said:”i want the one that belonged to a blonde!” and the doctor sadi:”why would you possibly want THAT one???” then the guy said: “cause its never been used!”
Heres a blonde joke for you…
There was a Postman, Santa Claus and a smart blonde.
They were all parachuting out of an aeroplane.
The smart blonde jumped first, Then the postman, Then Santa Claus…
Which one do you think hit the ground first… ?
Well it has to be the postman,
Because,
1. There is no such thing as Santa Claus.
2. There is no such thing as a smart blonde
and
there was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead on an island. They all decide to try to swim to land about 50 miles away from the island they are on.
The redhead goes first and swims ten miles, and drowns.
The brunette goes next and swims 20 miles, and drowns.
The blonde goes last, and swims 25 miles, then is tired so turns back.
or
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head that were running from te police,
they stopped at a barn and quickly hid behind anything they could find.
When they police came. the brunette, who was in a pig-pen, said “oink oink”, so the police went to the horses, where the redhead was hiding.
The redhead said “neigh”, so the police continued to search.
The blonde was behind a sack of potatoes, so when the police came, the blonde said “PO-TA-TOE”
last one;
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
“I finished the exam in a half hour,” she replies. “Now I’m rechecking my answers.”
I don’t like “blond jokes”. They are usually demeaning to women of any hair color… I like the corn flakes joke, though…
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race….
The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming.
A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head.
About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.
They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red
head and the bronze to the blonde.
As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered ” I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms”
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
lol lol lol FUNNY
Cute
hahah good one
haha that was a good one!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
Oh noooo!! Lol.
The blonde could’ve gone to heaven, man!!!
LMAO!!! I’m reading everyone’s jokes and they are hilarious!!! (no offense, blondies)
A blonde walks in to PC world an starts asking about curtains for her computer the assistant looks at her an says “You don’t need curtains for your PC” The blonde looks an says “hellooooooooooooo its got windows!”
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haha funny.
i got a good one.
ok so one day there were 3 blondes driving on the highway.
the street up ahead was all snowy and the car suddenly broke down.
they got out of the car and noticed tracks on the side of the highway.
the 1st blonde said ” i think those are moose tracks.”
the 2nd said “no no no those are elk tracks”
the 3rd says “arent they rabbit tracks.”
as they start to argue the train hits them.