The Best Blonde Joke Lol?
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Loading ...A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
Quietly the guy on the stool next to him, leans over and says “You should know that the bartender is blonde and so is the bouncer. Plus I myself am blonde and there are two blonde football players sitting on your right. Now go ahead and tell your joke.”
“Oh no…” replied the blind guy. “I’m not telling it and have to explain it 5 times”
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ha ha ha
ha ha but HEY that`s my joke……
Hahaha!
pmsl
lmao buahhahahahahhaahahahahahahha thanks for this joke its funny as fuckinn hell lol the blind dude fuckeddd them all up haha
is he also blonde? hahaha
Aw, what a diss.
Heard it!
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Thanx. Good joke.
Cute but old.
another oldie but a goodie ♥
The blind bimbo must have been blond too. Get it?
Three girls different girls are caught by the enemy and one of them have ginger hair and one of them have brown hair and one of the girls have blond hair so they are linded up to get shot and all the leader has to do is say fire So they are in a desert and the ginger haired girl says sand storm so every body ducks in cover she gets away then then the brown haired girl says wild beasts so they duck in cover again then the dumb blond say FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one
cool
lol
wow, too good..
very good!
lol