What Is It With All Of These Stupid Blonde Jokes?
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Loading ...Seriously, why do people have to make fun of blondes all the time? Hair color seriously has nothing to do with how smart you are. It aggravates me. If you could tell me one good reason why blondes are always made fun of, you’ll get the best answer. But I bet brunettes and red-heads aren’t much smarter. And I’m blonde, and very smart. So, really, what’s with all of these blonde jokes? They’re really getting old.
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I apologize if I have offended any blondes with some of the “dumb blonde” jokes I’ve told, but I have no idea why they are so many of those jokes going around. I do find some funny, some not quite as much. I do tell them, I do laugh at them, but for me, it is not to insult. I tell and hear a variety of jokes not limited to any race, hair color, or intelligence level, so long as the people around me, and myself, approve of such humor, but I try not to tell rascist jokes. Again I do apologize if I have offended anyone.
Well…not too judge…but I am pretty sure you’ve laughed at either racist or religion bashing jokes….and if you can’t laugh at yourself….well…you know the rest. It’s just a joke…don’t take it so seriously.
The dumb blonde is a popular-culture derogatory stereotype applied to blonde-haired women. The archetypical “dumb blonde”, while viewed as attractive and popular, has been criticised as lacking in both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level. The dumb blonde stereotype is frequently used in the popular blonde jokes.
Sick of blonde jokes? You could always dye your hair like the woman in this joke.
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over. “That’s a nice flock of sheep.”, she said.
“Well thank you.”, said the herder.
“Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.”, said the woman.
“Okay.”, replied the herder.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?”, asked the woman.
“Sure.”, said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, “382″.
“Wow.”, said the herder. “That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.” So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, “Okay, now I have a proposition for you”.
“What is it?”, queried the woman. “If I can guess the real color of your hair… can I have my dog back?”
Not all blonds are “dumb” as you say, but you can tell the difference, half an inch of black root says “I’m too dumb to know I need a Touch up”, those blonds are fair game.
Nothing personal, my wife is a blond, and the drapes don’t match the carpet, and in 2 more years she’ll be an MD
Really, you don’t have to prove anything!! these jokes are just that, jokes. And they are not being told on anyone’s expense.
Its up to you if you take it to heart dear
Honestly! i would LOVE to hear some dumb brunette jokes!! i love all jokes, and if i was blond, i suppose it would get a little tiring, but then again if its funny… what does it matter?
they are just jokes you dont need to get offensive
think about it this way if you do something wrong it wont matter cuz yur a blonde but lets a brunette does something wrong then they will get made fun of since they dont have an excuse
why are blonde jokes short?
So that brunettes can understand them
Since most blondes are hotter than brunettes and red heads, they don’t think they need to be smart to get through life. So a lot of them are stupid.
Oh, and how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
—-Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to talk about how pretty she is.
I am a blond and agree. Get to know the person first before you judge them. I graduated *** Laude in College. Not all blonds are dumb. I was proud to work hard and graduate with high honers. I had a 3.8 GPA
There are plenty of jokes about elephants, pollacks, dead babies, and Chuck Norris too. I don’t see any of them complaining.
9 out of 10 blonde’s have their hair died. So everybody lighten up about
blond jokes.Some are quiet funny.
ShawnH is right.
they’re not complaining.
dye your hair if it aggravates you.
ppl jus want to have fun
what else do brunetts have to do on a wednesday night?