Comments on: Joke Question: What Should You Never Say To A Cop Who Just Pulled You Over?

By: Sexy Lexie

Sexy Lexie — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Can I see your driver’s license please?
Sorry ossifer, I must have left it at the bar.
or
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Well, I guess that depends on how long you were following me.

By: ♥[: → Fahrenheit ← :]♥

♥[: → Fahrenheit ← :]♥ — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Nothing.
You shouldn’t say anything. LOL -that’s the joke, right?

By: hey you

hey you — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Can I see your driver’s license and registration?

By: Doesitre

Doesitre — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Cop: Sir, you were speeding.
You: Yeah, I got here as fast as I could.

By: Philosop

Philosop — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

“Bad cop, no donut!”

By: Darth Vader

Darth Vader — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Can you hold my beer for a second. I got to try and get another one out of the cooler.

By: RLDN106

RLDN106 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

I’ll bribe you with a donut if you don’t give me a ticket

By: RHCP

*R*H*C*P — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

Want a doughnut?

By: ☆WOLFRAM☆ the warlock

☆WOLFRAM☆ the warlock — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

“They had it coming!” lol

By: Vikkip67

Vikkip67 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:38:06 +0000

it wasnt me =)