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12 Responses to “Joke Question: What Should You Never Say To A Cop Who Just Pulled You Over?”

1. Sexy Lexie // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Can I see your driver’s license please?
   Sorry ossifer, I must have left it at the bar.
   or
   Do you know why I pulled you over?
   Well, I guess that depends on how long you were following me.

2. ♥[: → Fahrenheit ← :]♥ // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Nothing.
   You shouldn’t say anything. LOL -that’s the joke, right?

3. hey you // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Can I see your driver’s license and registration?

4. Doesitre // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Cop: Sir, you were speeding.
   You: Yeah, I got here as fast as I could.

5. Philosop // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   “Bad cop, no donut!”

6. Darth Vader // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Can you hold my beer for a second. I got to try and get another one out of the cooler.

7. RLDN106 // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   I’ll bribe you with a donut if you don’t give me a ticket

8. *R*H*C*P // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Want a doughnut?

9. ☆WOLFRAM☆ the warlock // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   “They had it coming!” lol

10. Vikkip67 // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    it wasnt me =)

11. Natalia // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    ya high……I’ll have a cheesburger, fries and a large……………

12. eglonr // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    you just drunk i’m think…..
    and i am not hiding ANY drugs, either.