Another Blonde Old Joke ( I Know It’s Old)?

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Posted on October 30th, 2009 by admin
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A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five ******* times.”

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14 Responses to “Another Blonde Old Joke ( I Know It’s Old)?”

  1. iamigloo // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    yes…. I would hate to have to explain it 5times :)

  2. Real Snuffy // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    I thought you said the were all blondes, not brunettes.

  3. katydint // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    GOOD ONE !

  4. nicname // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Ha, ha ha ha HA ha ha lol lol lol excellent joke cant go wrong with a good blonde joke for some reason

  5. John Deere green & Red // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    LMAO that was good.

  6. maria // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    very funny lol :) thanks for sharing

  7. ♥Sweet Girl♥ // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    that was funny…LMAO

  8. fliptast // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    lol! He sure likes to live dangerously…

  9. scrubbag // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Six times, actually.. The Bouncer was a twin,but she wasn’t sure which one she was, so she had to hear it twice.

  10. airam // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    nice joke. keep it up

  11. yoddlebu // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    ha he zinged five blondes with one joke lmao

  12. Adele // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    lol, i like blonde jokes…makes me laugh…..

  13. ๑The Goddess๑ // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    LOL good joke! i enjoyed it…thanks for the laugh

  14. bocababy // Oct 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    lmao i luv that!!!!!!!!! :D

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