A City Cop (funny Joke Read It)?

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Posted on September 30th, 2009 by admin
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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
” Nice bike,” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?”
” Yep,” the little girl said, “he sure did!”
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket fora safety violation.
The cop said, “Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it.”
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
” Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop & said,
“Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”

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21 Responses to “A City Cop (funny Joke Read It)?”

  1. Somebody // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    lol……………. funniest one i heard all day

  2. .MaddieM // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    funny very funny

  3. Aelita Hopper: LYOKO Warrior // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Children these days are thinking so foul!

  4. Pete D // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    haha

  5. May // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    lol smart little girl

  6. ajkash_d // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    lol^_^

  7. danielle // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    lol that was so funny

  8. Rosie : // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    HAHAHA

  9. Dowon Q // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    hahahaaha

  10. panamm // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    nice one, it’s filthy….i like it!

  11. jfmm // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Ooouu!! Now, that is just B-A-D !! LOL. LOL.
    Thanks for the laugh.
    Have a great Sunday!

  12. ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    yep i told this before and it’s quite old sorry ♥

  13. liannemu // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    hahaha

  14. { Me } // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Good one…I hate cops…

  15. idk // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    omg that is really funny!

  16. Junk Head // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    The cop is busted!!

  17. partout2 // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    hilarious!

  18. bakerbri // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    thats funny.

  19. IN_LOVE // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Ha ha, i would crumble the ticket and throw it in his face. Smart little girl.

  20. Monroe // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    ha ha ha ha
    but i am sure the girl said that while trying not to break her ribs with laughter to see a dick over the top.

  21. Bubbles // Sep 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Hahaha that’s funny. Tell us another one.

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