Dumb Blonde Joke That My Friend And I Don’t Get..?
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Loading ...Alright, look, I’m as brunette as it gets and my friend is as blonde as it gets, alright? Blah blah blah, long story short, we don’t get this joke.
Explain it and I’ll give you ten points, yeah?
Right.
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
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Wether the pizza is cut into 12 pieces or 6 pieces it’s still the same size just smaller portions.
If she is able to eat the whole pizza then it doesn’t matter if it is cut into 6 pieces, 12 pieces or even 100 pieces. It’s still one pizza. Hope this helps.
she thinks that the number of slices determines the amount of pizza. When in reality, it just makes smaller slices.
haha i love that
I don’t get it either
o wait maybe he means pizzas instead if slices
There the same because 6 + 6 is 12 and 6 Pieces is bigger than 12 I learned it in school and im only 12 years old
IM BRILLIANT!
i heard this one a while back and i didnt get it at first either. i was with a group of my frnds and one of them said this joke, and i was the last one to get it. but yeah, it means that the blonde thinks she’s gonna get 6 slices or 12, and the blonde (wanting to keep her 17 lb figure) only wants 6 slices, which she wouldn’t b able to eat either.
ps: do you wear your sunglasses at night?
the blonde thinks the pizza remains the same size…so she thinks that the 12slices are the same size as the 6 slices
12 pieces are really 6 pieces but the 12 are smaller but really they are the same size
It doesn’t matter how many pieces the pizza is cut into…the pizza will be the same size!!
six peices of pizza is the same as tweleve peices of pizza. either way, it’s a whole pizza.
No matter how many lices or wedges you make out of a pizza, all the bits add up to the same pizza from which it was originally cut!! No increase………
It doesn’t matter if the assistant divides/cuts the pizza into 6 or 12 pieces because either way, the blonde would be eating thee WHOLE pizza !!!!
If her experience is that she can only eat 6 slices, then she wouldn’t want the pizza to be more than she believes she can eat; therefore if it were cut into 12 slices, she would have 6 too many, in accordance with ‘blonde logic’.
This would have to be an American site – you guys are pretty thick.