A City Cop (funny Joke Read It)?
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
” Nice bike,” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?”
” Yep,” the little girl said, “he sure did!”
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket fora safety violation.
The cop said, “Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it.”
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
” Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop & said,
“Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”
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