http://www.richhumor.com/2009/08/31/any-cop-joke/ for America Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:31:21 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 http://www.richhumor.com/2009/08/31/any-cop-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-8144 Steve B Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:29:56 +0000 http://www.richhumor.com/2009/08/31/any-cop-joke/#comment-8144 There is a speeder that a cop's found on the side of the road. The cop lets this guy off with a STRONG WARNING. Once back at the station the cops say, "Why did you let that guy off the hook?" The cop answers,"That was my wife, you don't see her when she's mad so I gave her a warning." I got nothin'. Made it up as I went. There is a speeder that a cop’s found on the side of the road. The cop lets this guy off with a STRONG WARNING. Once back at the station the cops say,
“Why did you let that guy off the hook?”
The cop answers,”That was my wife, you don’t see her when she’s mad so I gave her a warning.”
I got nothin’. Made it up as I went.

]]> http://www.richhumor.com/2009/08/31/any-cop-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-8143 secret society Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:29:55 +0000 http://www.richhumor.com/2009/08/31/any-cop-joke/#comment-8143 A drunk walks into a police station and says to the desk sergeant that his car is stolen. "Where did you see it last?" asked the cop "On the end of this key," said the drunk holding out his key. The sergeant just lost it, "Just look at you, your drunk, your filthy, and to top it all off your fly is down and your penis is hanging out." "Damn," said the drunk looking down, "They've stolen me girlfriend too!" A drunk walks into a police station and says to the desk sergeant that his car is stolen.
“Where did you see it last?” asked the cop
“On the end of this key,” said the drunk holding out his key.
The sergeant just lost it, “Just look at you, your drunk, your filthy, and to top it all off your fly is down and your penis is hanging out.”
“Damn,” said the drunk looking down, “They’ve stolen me girlfriend too!”

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