Any Cop Joke?
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Loading ...A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot
of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of
the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the
guy. “What the heck are you doing?” he asks the
drunk.
“I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” he
replies.
“So how does feeling the roof help you?” asks the
puzzled manager.
“Well,” replies the drunk earnestly, “My car has
two blue lights and a siren on the roof!”.
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A drunk walks into a police station and says to the desk sergeant that his car is stolen.
“Where did you see it last?” asked the cop
“On the end of this key,” said the drunk holding out his key.
The sergeant just lost it, “Just look at you, your drunk, your filthy, and to top it all off your fly is down and your penis is hanging out.”
“Damn,” said the drunk looking down, “They’ve stolen me girlfriend too!”
There is a speeder that a cop’s found on the side of the road. The cop lets this guy off with a STRONG WARNING. Once back at the station the cops say,
“Why did you let that guy off the hook?”
The cop answers,”That was my wife, you don’t see her when she’s mad so I gave her a warning.”
I got nothin’. Made it up as I went.