Have You Ever Seen A Joke About Blonde Men? What Do You Think About This?
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke….. And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,
“Don’t look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.”
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haahhahahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. joke of the day! we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. thanks! keep it up!. this joke will be passed on to many friends by me!
i am very impressed
i think that this is a very satisfying piece of work u have made here!!!
if i could rate this on a scale from 1 to 10 it would truly and definitely be a complete 10
lol, this is seriously funny!
keep on working hard becuase if u r this good at making jokes u can make a bunch of better ones!!!
great job!
Niice. I’ve heard that one though. There are other male blonde jokes out there! Check out these websites:http://www.jokesblonde.com/MaleBlondeJol…http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/dumb-ma… (beware, this one is dirty!)
Why did the blonde have a bruised bellybutton?
Hey, her boyfriend was blonde too (that one is gross too, if you get it)
Alot of these “blond” jokes are rehashed “polish” jokes. This is still hilarious. Star!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Funny! 100!
hahahah That was really good!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *STAR!!!*
LOL. I’m torn between thinking “Yay! finally a blond MAN joke!” and “Whoa! women can work on the high steel too, ya know!” lol
haha ,
loooooooool
yes this is funny good joke, hahahaaa
Haha! (: *Star*
I’ve already heard this before
LOL. How Funny. I do make my own lunch but thank god I have brown hair. LOL.
Good one. Thanks for the chuckle!
that was well worth the wait indeed
Haha, classic! I love it!!
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haaaahahaaa a lol good one have a star
Oh ya he had it comeing.
luv it but i heard it a long time ago. =D
i like it alot! that was good
I’ve never heard this joke before. And I think it’s funny. 6/5
ha ha i heard this joke years ago. its a goof one.
haha
*I star you*
hahaha oh my..that was good!
That’s a funny joke.
Now you should know before I begin that I am a blonde guy. That said, I think the reason there aren’t any blonde guy jokes is because of our gender. As men, we all do stupid things. The difference between men and women though is that we men think these stupid things are funny and we are not afraid to laugh at ourselves. The only problem with your story above is that any male would do as the butt of this joke.
I am going to venture a conjecture here as to why there are blonde female jokes. Men do not get jealous of each other beacause of how they look and especially not because of their hair color. I think women do and of that most of that jealousy is directed toward blonde women. So what better foil is there then the one that is most highly regarded by men and most envied by women.