Anyone In The Mood For A Blonde Joke?

Here’s a blonde joke my friend told me… RATED PG-13
There are 3 women. A brunette, a red-head and a blonde, and they are talking. The brunette says, “I was looking in my daughters bag and found cigarettes. Can you believe my daughter is smoking?!” The Red-head says, “Well I was looking in my daughters bag and found alcohol. Can you belive my daughter is on drugs?!” And the Blonde says, ” Well I was looking in my daughters purse and found a condom. Can you belive my daughter has a penis?!?!”

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7 Responses to “Anyone In The Mood For A Blonde Joke?”

  1. ohh god that is soooo funny it hurts my side to laugh but i cant help it.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,k.j.

  2. Well,
    On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.
    Thanks

  3. Lets hope the daughter uses that condom so she doesnt supply the world with more of those genes. Haha. Good joke.

  4. Best joke so far i’ve read tonight on ya. The joke made me laugh.

  5. Nooooooooooooooooooooo ……………… lol ……

  6. Hahahah! omgg that was like really funny & ive never herd it b4!
    Good job ;)

  7. lol

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