Is This The Funniest And Offensive Blonde Joke Everrrrr?

There are three blonde washed up on an island.
Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first one asks to be intelligent.
Instantly, she is turned Into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third one asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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11 Responses to “Is This The Funniest And Offensive Blonde Joke Everrrrr?”

  1. Since I am a woman, that was reeealllly offensive, but that’s OK. Humor is like that. Anyway, here’s a blonde joke for you:
    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to change her hair color she would look like a brunette.
    When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
    “Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
    “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
    The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
    “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

  2. That was beautiful

  3. OMG.. Thats really OFFENSIVE JOKE for girls!
    fortunately i’m a boys ^^

  4. OMG….I am woman and totally got offende by your joke!
    A STAR WORTHY!

  5. Hah that is funny. It’s more offensive to women than it is to blondes lol.

  6. funy but kinda ofencive to all women

  7. teehee

  8. ha ha
    i actually had 2 read that 3 times b4 i got it

  9. OH GOD YES I LOVE IT. I’m saving this one.

  10. ah man that’s ******.
    yes

  11. Hahahahaha LOL
    That’s pretty offensive though.

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