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Loading ...It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a
show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 – He played the
sax. Number 2 – He smoked weed. Number 3 – He had his way with ugly
white women. Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he doesn’t!
And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week
with ” Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished
men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I
don’t know, I never had one.”
The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know.”
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes.”
ya gotta love it
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